A deeply funny story by Jay Kogen about the things we do for love, including taking a honeymoon to Hawaii. JAY KOGEN is an Emmy-winning writer for The Simpsons, Frasier, and Malcolm in the Middle. This piece was recorded at Un-Cabaret´s reading series Say the Word, featuring great comedy writers reading their own original first-person nonfiction at the Skirball Cultural Center in LA. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Beth Lapides, Jay Kogen. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/pf/cabc/000008/pf_cabc_000008_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.